Well hello there. I'm Sabrina, 22 years old, from beautiful San Diego county. This is an everything blog, there's no sense.
I'm writing a book called Silica's children, a story about Cronus, a creature called a Titan, the offspring of a goddess, and his reign over the Sacred Isle.
This video is titled “SNAPE REALISES THE FUCKING CANDLES ARE FLOATING”
I cannot unsee this.
I love Marvel movies.
THIS WHOLE FANDOM IS ON DRUGS
OMG I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
imagine your icon walking you into their room and saying in a gentle tone “Welcome to hell”
but…my icon is me
BRING IT ON
THIS IS NOT NEWS
I don’t know what people expect Egyptians to be. I guess watching The 10 Commandments on ABC growing up got folks thinking they all looked like bronzed white people.
BREAKING NEWS: BLACK PEOPLE ARE BLACK. THIS IS AN AMAZING DISCOVERY. BLACK PEOPLE EXISTED BEFORE WE DISCOVERED THEM AND ENSLAVED THEM AND FUCKED UP THEIR LAND. WOW.
Africans in Africa? Mind blown.
Are you fucking kidding me. We needed experts to figure this shit out.
Spoiler: Egypt is in Africa.
The Walmart game.
I dont know if I can top that.
hold on I got this
i would totally get this.
this is my favourite post on tumblr
IT GOT BETTER
JESUS CHRIST I HAVE GOTTEN ABOUT 45 MESSAGES PLEASE STOP
Omg i’ll smile forever
id cry from happiness i think
that last gif will be me in 3 hours
edit: I was dead wrong
ok lets see what happens
OH MY GOD IT HAPPENED
why use gendered terms like dude, girl, etc with your friends when u can just call them comrade
❤☮☭folloш foя мoяе soft сoммцпisм☭☮❤
NO, NOT SOFT COMMUNISM. IT MUST BE HARD. LIKE SIBERIAN WINTER.
❤☮☭folloш foя мoяе soft but still resemblant to hard like Siberian winter сoммцпisм☭☮❤
Movies That Can Be Described With The Same Sentence
TWO GUYS GO ON A MOUNTAIN AND DESTROY A RING
Lmfao Dinosaurs start destroying stuff omfg
Is nobody going to mention the Icy Dead People? Seriously?
- as you may or may not have known, this guy and @ScrewPain were the guys responsible for swatting the creatures. this caused a shit down of schools, leak of personal information and innocent people almost got hurt because of it.
- in this time, i’ve kept an eye on spiky’s twitter and he’s swatted several innocent streamers [he posts proof and gloats about it] and plans to keep doing it. he and pain both think they’re invincible and it needs to stop.
- pain said he’s going to pax and im seriously worried he’ll swat that place too, so i just want to post a warning to everyone.
- i know that he is 100% serious who knows what other youtuber or innocent streamer they’ll do it to next.
EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE ROOSTERTEETH, SPREAD THE WORD. PEOPLE CAN BE HURT OR KILLED BECAUSE OF THIS.
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Where is 12?
I never understood how wizards in the hp universe were confused by Hermione’s parents being dentists???? Do wizards not have dentists?? Do they have spells to cure gingivitis?? Do they even know what a toothbrush is?? Wizards are disgusting
I imagine that in the wizarding world, most hygienic routines are done with spells. Why else would there not be regular baths for the students who aren’t prefects? A bubble bath like the one in the Prefects Bathroom is luxurious, and that’s probably how they see it. To be able to have a nice soak is a luxury. If you can’t afford the luxury, then you have to keep yourself clean through magical means.
Anonymous said: The doctor will never be a woman. There are plenty of women in the show that are admirable role models. I think you're just full ofsh it. Stop pushing your american views onto Doctor Who, a BRITISH show, with BRITISH values. It's unbelievable how obnoxious and hypocritical feminists are, especially you third-wave feminists. Always spouting "equal rights" but, "Can't hit me, cause I'm a girl!" You probably won't respond to this because you know I'm right and the whovianfeminism stance is weak.
This was so beautiful that I had to put it up on my wall and examine it as if it were an exquisite piece of art.
"Manpain" by Anonymous
Above we have a quintessential example of early 21st Century prose by an aggrieved man. The author of this piece is unknown, but we can surmise by his inability to properly say “shit” to a woman and his assurance that he likes “admirable” female characters that he is most likely a “Nice Guy.”
The anonymous author employs deliberate obtuseness in order to provoke a reaction from his audience. Notice how he pretends no British individual supports the idea of a woman portraying the Doctor, despite clear evidence to the contrary, even amongst actors who have portrayed the titular character on the show. Then there is the stunning self-centeredness regarding his perception of third wave feminism; he is only interested in equality it grants him the “right” to hit the women whose arguments make him so incoherently angry that he is unable to rationally reply.
His final challenge attempts to trap the reader. Do we respond and grant him the audience and validation he so desperately seeks, or do we ignore him and let him believe he has won? But perhaps we have a third option: to turn the focus back on him and examine how his comments display his deep insecurity in his own sense of masculinity, something he feels can only be reclaimed by challenging a girl on the internet to a fight and preemptively declaring victory because he fears he cannot engage with her on an intellectual level.
a work of goddamn art oh my god